Monday
Lemming scramble
Fried traters
Lemon bites
Iced cheese
Hemlock

Tuesday
General Grant’s beef tips
Peppers n’ onions
Banana whammies
Snow wedge
Hydraulic fluid

Wednesday
Benign tumor w/brioche bun
Mashed yams
Reconstituted grapes
Toe jam popper
Mop water

Thursday
Plant-based approximation
Gas station condiment
Melon ball
Bag ‘o treat
Sadness

Friday
Fried eggplant
Fried lettuce
Fried peach
Brains, fried then frozen
Fry oil

This week’s menu is sponsored by Bass Lake Society for Nutrition on a Budget. “Food bargains aplenty!”