Monday (yesterday)
Cold hot wings and meatballs
Potato chip remnants
Neglected fruit
Whatever Aunt Karen brought
Punch

Tuesday
Creamed chipped beef on toast
Creamed corn
Strawberries and cream
Ice cream
Kansas City

Wednesday
Screaming headless torsos
Sufferin’ succotash
Apple, by Roderick
Drive-by suckers
Reconstituted water

Thursday
Patty with chicken
Potato of the dirt
Fruit cup in heavy water
Foregone extrusion
Liquid nitrogen

Friday
Duckling soup
Seeds
Banampkin
Jellied gelatin
Boot water

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