
Monday
Hot dog sampler
Creamed corn
Dried grape
Cold things
Expired vaccine
Tuesday
Groundhog stew
Groundhog stomach contents
Groundhog shaped pear slice
Frozen groundhog
Shadow of a beverage
Wednesday
Roadkill of the day
Mashed potato eyes
Donut jelly
Non-jelly donut
AA coffee
Thursday
Johnny Marzetti
Johnnycake
John 4:36
Dr. John’s Xylitol party
John water
Friday
Ice fisherman’s basket
French fries
Diced pickle
Pirate lolly
Backwash
This week’s menu is sponsored by Ned Levelcut of Ned Levelcut’s mower and string trimmer services, tax preparation, dock installation, snow removal, and full-blown insurance. Ned would like to remind everyone that tax season is just around the corner, as is mower and string trimmer season, dock installation season, and insurance season. “We’re still in snow removal season,” says Ned, “so give me a call at Bass Lake 6697 (MOWR) for a full blown quote.”