Monday
Linguini w/morel sauce
Caprese salad
Pineapple
Boot gum
Grape juice

Tuesday
Pizza bar
Salad bar
Fruit bar
Shake bar
Water bar

Wednesday
Pocket noodles
Ash-tree seedling
Fruit, low-hanging
Plum stone
Barleycorn

Thursday
Sidewalk treasure
Hobo grass
Road apple
Urinal cake
Don’t ask

Friday
Imitation shrimp
Gene shallots
Extra-virgin lemon juice
Crustacean smoothie
White wine (low-alcohol, child portion)

This week’s menu is sponsored by Jimmy’s Fresh Water Shrimp Shack. Fresh lake shrimp on your plate or delivered to your door for much less than