Monday
No school in honor of Martin Luther King Jr. Day

Tuesday
Turkey & Velveeta slammers
Whipped lettuce
Halle berries
Fudge packers
Avocado juice

Wednesday
Hummus pizza
Celery leaves
Watermelon Ayn rind
Desk gum
Keg line blow

Thursday
Hot crossed weiners w/bun
Condiment grab bag
Prune
Garlicles
Llama spit

Friday
A farewell to wings
Mashed swede
Passionlessfruit
Blender blend
Teat secretions (ruminant)

This week’s menu is brought to you by Culinary Explorers of Bass Lake High School. Members of  CEBLHS are tasked with providing viable options to staid foodstuffs offerings with the goal of exceeding recognized standards of nutrition, presentation, and palatability. The group is currently seeking food-curious youth throughout Michiana, including Nearbytown High School enrollees.