Monday
Fatback pizza
Orphaned peas
Orange half
Lump cake
Milkish

Tuesday
Russia plot pie
Celery
Dates (pitted)
Candied date pits
Uncle Tug’s Water Sack™

Wednesday
Hot dog slider
Corn blend
Grape salad
Whinge-on-a-stick
Oyster smoothie

Thursday
Pre-summer pasta purge
Canned spinach (near date)
Fruit roundup
Brownie fossil
Corn-based liquid

Friday
Gerbil loaf
Puffed broccoli
Lemon
Ice blasters
Fermented wax ring

This week’s menu is sponsored by Bass Lake Sidewalk Merchants, urging unbridled shopping for nearly five years.