Elegant Living: Simple tips for adding zip to your life

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Clearing bothersome trees and bushes from your property will enhance the view for the entire neighborhood! (Laurel Princeworth)

By Marty and Laurel Princeworth|Beacon Lifestyle Contributors

  • Prepare a salad with your neighbor’s spring buds and invite them to dinner.
  • Have lunch with a goat.
  • Cover your body with unsalted sweet cream butter to bring luster to your skin.
  • Keep live largemouth bass in your toilet tank for fresh fish every day of the week. (Don’t worry; they’re too big to flush!)
  • Remove all the old bushes separating you from your neighbors. It will enhance their view and deepen your friendship. Have a nice party for them to watch.
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