By Marty and Laurel Princeworth|Beacon Lifestyle Contributors
- Prepare a salad with your neighbor’s spring buds and invite them to dinner.
- Have lunch with a goat.
- Cover your body with unsalted sweet cream butter to bring luster to your skin.
- Keep live largemouth bass in your toilet tank for fresh fish every day of the week. (Don’t worry; they’re too big to flush!)
- Remove all the old bushes separating you from your neighbors. It will enhance their view and deepen your friendship. Have a nice party for them to watch.