Elegant Living: Simple tips for adding zip to your life

Clearing bothersome trees and bushes from your property will enhance the view for the entire neighborhood! (Laurel Princeworth)

By Marty and Laurel Princeworth|Beacon Lifestyle Contributors

  • Prepare a salad with your neighbor’s spring buds and invite them to dinner.
  • Have lunch with a goat.
  • Cover your body with unsalted sweet cream butter to bring luster to your skin.
  • Keep live largemouth bass in your toilet tank for fresh fish every day of the week. (Don’t worry; they’re too big to flush!)
  • Remove all the old bushes separating you from your neighbors. It will enhance their view and deepen your friendship. Have a nice party for them to watch.

Do you have a comment? Comment here if you have a comment.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s