By Dr. Emmett McFly | Agri-futures reporter

Here’s the April farm update, courtesy of Granary Row Grain Group, Michiana Board of Trade and a random agronomy student at Bass Lake University.
Granary Row: Grain-receiving hours are steady. We are closed for trading on Good Friday, partly due to Bad-Tuesday.
BLU: Tilling outlook: Time to plant stuff.
Michiana Board of Trade:
May corn: $3.57.
April wine: $2.97 (greatest hits, bargain bin).
Gilt-ridden barrows: $62 (CWT, LOL)
Lamb-chop: Sold out
Winter wheat: Consult an expert in Kansas, stop calling us about it.