By Brock Stafford | Courtesy Bowling Alley Lanes

Final standings of Bass Lake’s recreation bowling league, winter 2015-16:

1. The Answer My Friend, is Bowling in the Wen (Beijing Bait & Tackle)
2. Regional Corporate Hospital (1)
3. Regional Corporate Hospital (Ex-Spouses of Triage Nurses)
4. Regional Corporate Hospital Surgeons Auxiliary
5. Cooper’s Coops and Chicken Accessories on Trout Lane
6. Bass Lake Authority Police, except for Tug McNabb
7. (Other)
8. Bowling-Ball Manufacturers Union Frame #10
9. Shisch-Chrenkel
10. Britney Spares
11. Carrydown Underwood
12. Bass Lake Public/Private Library (unexpected)
13. Granary Row Ventholes
14. Two-finger discount
15. Eye Dratherbee Golfing
16. Young Sons and Daughters of Regional Corporate Hospital
17. Gutter? Damn Near Killed ‘Er!
18. Ol’ Brunswick
19th and lower: Statistics available at the counter

Seasonal awards:
Wealthy Bowler of the Year: Dr. Ross McLochness, Regional Corporate Hospital
Highest score, game, legally drunk: 139, Linfeld Rickerston, Split Identity
Best Performance by Former Local High School Basketball Star: Vin Diagram