Bass Lake Elementary Lunch Menu 4/4 – 4/8

 

whitebait
Fish. 

Monday
Frozen wattles w/imitation maple syrup
Brussels sprouts sausage
Reformed strawberry alarm clock
Deconstructed ice stickers
Milk

Tuesday
Deviled sheep’s eyeballs
Snapchat beans
Strawberry snooze buttons
Lychee ice poles
Soy sauce pouch

Wednesday
Beaver-claw stew
Essence of canned corn
Yeast loaf jam w/bun
Frozen strawberry buzzies
Water

Thursday
Deep-fried fat
Nicotine nibblers
Sugar dusted strawberry shoelaces
Sloth lickers
Vodka w/energy drink

Friday
Whitebait nibbles
Take-a-leek
Leave-a-banana
Nightmare-sicles
Dairy-in-absentia

This week’s menu sponsored by Beijing Bait & Tackle, where fishing comes to grow up. 

 

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