Notable quotable from the Bass Lake Beacon area, November 2015.
“I’m really looking forward to the opportunity to serve the people of Bass Lake. Plus, that door is going to be awesome.”
— One of the Kathys
“It is time-consuming for teachers to review student work, correct errors, sell popcorn at sporting events, attend training seminars and organize drug-testing.”
— Louisa Transcript, social media-liaison, Portfolio Etc.
“Here ye, here ye,” the Tweet began.
“Whoever added the word ‘dammit’ to the proposal is gonna get a call from me.”
— Olden A. Goodway, Bass Lake town clerk-treasurer
“He’s like Rambo. Or some modern counterpart.”
— Benny Lemon, attendee, Annual Fall Career Day
“Move along folks. There’s nothing to see here. That goes for you, Fontaine.”
— Tug McNabb, bicycle patrolman, Bass Lake Authority Police
“It’s the perfect time of year to buy a cookbook. Perfect, as in, ‘oooh yeah.’”
— One of the authors