Monday
Jack-o-lantern nuggets
Reclaimed dipping sauce
Razor blades w/apple flavoring
Neco wafers
Bat punch

Tuesday
Election franks w/stale roll
Relish, the thought
Celery wedge
Bobbed-for apples
Liquified Tootsie Rolls

Wednesday
Assorted flavors
Simulacrum veggies
Jolly’s donut filling
Concession speech pushups
Mask condensation

Thursday
Flaming Guy Fawkes burgers w/crumpet
Chips
English beets
Little Debbsie’s birthday cake
Fizzy drink

Friday
Protein
Vegetable fiber
Fruit fiber
Confection
Fluid

This week’s menu brought to by an odd alliance of miscreants and saints. You know who you are.