Monday
Loaves and fishes
Salt w/cracker
Wafer
Popesicle
Popesi-cola

Tuesday
Chicken fried hot dog
Nutrition packet
Parsley flakes
Nougat
Re-hydrated wet nap

Wednesday
Resignation pot pie
Later tots
Segue salad
Orange rubbies
Tears of Boehner

Thursday
Spaghetti w/sauce-like substance
Tongs
Brussels sprout wedge
Murphy Brown Betty
Crisper liquid

Friday
Puffin burger w/roll
Endangered broccoli
Apple core on-a-stick
Snickers melt
Heirloom milk

This week’s menu brought to you by Steve’s Random Poultry Solutions, Inc. Serving greater Bass Lake since last Tuesday. Problems with poultry? Let Steve take a stab at it!