Monday:
Matriarch casserole
Brussels sprouts marinated in guilt
You never stop by fruit basket
Get your fingers off my last drumstick
Seven percent milky solution

Tuesday:
Cow face tacos
Ruminate extract
Shadow of berries
Soggy dreamsicle
Water slammers

Wednesday:
Bum’s rush sandal burger w/bun fragment
Hammered celery
Might have been a starfruit
Confiscated school candy
Science lab sippers

Thursday:
Uncle’s goat gum kabob
21-days left greens
Yellow
Invisible macaroon
Grandpa extract

Friday:
Noodle-based edible
Potato flippers
Banana cream
Flashback smoothies
Premature sun tea

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