Town council meeting agenda leaked (on purpose)

Bass Lake Town Council Agenda
for Nov. 17, 2014

Reporter who covers this council meeting may be wearing this T-shirt underneath his dress shirt.
The Beacon reporter who covers this council meeting may be wearing this T-shirt underneath his suit & tie. If he is a “he.” Otherwise, she.

I. Call to order

II. Unexpected closed session of Town Council, for undisclosed reasons that will never be revealed

III. The Lord’s Prayer (whispered)

IV. Review of previous issues
A. Eighth reading: Sidewalk initiatives
B. Ninth and 10th readings of same thing

V. New business
A. Official swear-in of new mayor-by-default, Guy Soundguy
B. Grip-and-grin

VI. Late-fall report from leaf-collection team

VII. PowerPoint presentation: Why the new NCAA football playoff system is almost as flawed as the BCS was (and recognition of Bass Lake High School scholar-athletes from 2004).

VIII. Annual ceremonial throwing of overhead-projector into wood-chipper

IX. Public hand-gestures (first reading)

X. Adjournment

 

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