Monday
Sardine toasty
Shaved carrot
Lemons
Malted vodka
CLR

Tuesday
Porcupine wings
Garden things
Pineapple rings
Grandma’s blings
Tang

Wednesday
Away to me Pig
Scallions
Raisins
Thunder crunch
Skiffle

Thursday
Body of Christ
Dish to pass
Plum (tuckerd out)
Chocolate covered eggplant
Blood

Friday
No school (Go to church, heathens!)

This week’s menu is sponsored by First Baptist Church of Reformed Methodist Catholics. Donations accepted daily. “We don’t care what you believe.”