Monday
Hot dog w/bun
Kale
Apricot
Found candy
Sickly pink liquid

Tuesday
Johnny Marzetti
Cauliflower nibs
Rhubarb
Chocolate-covered gravel
Saline drip

Wednesday
Cereal
Toast
Bagel
Movie popcorn
Iced water

Thursday
Stuffed broccoli
Hot paprika
Unripe banana
Gelatinous substance
Washcloth wringings

Friday
Pizza bar
Tossed salad
Applesauce
Butterfinger knuckles
Lemon juice

This week’s menu is sponsored by Gringo’s Mexican Canned Tuna.