Monday
Fried Chicken
Cottage cheese w/ketchup
Fruit cup
Jelly beans
Wine

Tuesday
Tofu flavored beef disc
Shovel ready
Boiled banana
Ferry wreck floaties
Dish rack runoff

Wednesday
Flash chicken
Cabbage dippers
Strawberry wet wipes
Historic pie
Top of the mustard

Thursday
Chickpea stew
Pea
Seedless blackberry seeds
Chompies
Dumb water

Friday
Circle fish
Corn row
Visions of watermelon
Bunion tart
Tears from fears

This week’s menu is sponsored by Honest Abe’s President Memorabilia and Custom Placemats. “Eat off George Washington’s face using a genuine replica of his teeth!” (No returns or refunds with or without a receipt. All sale subject to Executive Privilege.)