
Monday
Beige and viscid
Technically lettuce
Berry
Chocolate flakes
Cake batter
Tuesday
Pizza
Kimchi
Durian
Hamsicle
Found water
Wednesday
Groundhog burger w/bun
Shadow of a veggie
Puxtatawny road apple
Six more weeks of fruitcake
TV coffee
Thursday
Peanut butter and jelly
Chips
(See above)
Ketchup gummies
Dental wash
Friday
Filet of hot dog
Potato salad
Strawberry dust
Rumors of ice cream
Flatpack soda
This week’s menu is sponsored by Jolly’s Morgue & Donut. Come by and visit our expanded embalming/sprinkle counter. And as always, the coffee is in the pot by the side door.