Monday
Pulled fetal pork w/white bread
Coldslaw
Zipper fruit
Candied ants
Ipecac

Tuesday
Deep-fried sticks
Wilted asparagus
Apple nuggets
Cake
Pond

Wednesday
Spaghetti n’ carp
Wizened cucumber
Fiber gummies
More fiber gummies
Knee sweat

Thursday
Snap pea chili
Saurekraut
Banana
AA donuts
Pigeon milk

Friday
Ferret patties
Mystery leaf
Pearegoric
Tic Tac
Spiced water

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