Monday
No school. Do your homework.
Tuesday
QAnon pizza bar
White House veggie blend
Low-hanging fruit
Pardon flurry
Milky discharge
Wednesday
Little D’s tantrum stew
Joe’s potato salad
Anticipation banana
Impeachment pie
Tears of bewilderment
Thursday
Not possible chicken balls
Ketchup-based veggie blend
Apple
Rubber mold
Dances with juice
Friday
Filet o’ carp
French fries
Plant-based fruit
Gutter ice
Uncle Tug’s Liquid SurpriseTM
This week’s menu is sponsored by the Committee to Re-Elect Mayor Forrest Bunkard. “Term limits, shmerm limits.” Send your donations today to Forrest Bunkard, C/O Brenda One, 112 East West Maple Lane, Bass Lake, Michiana.