Monday
Hawaiian pizza
Kabocha squash
Ohi’a ‘ai
Halo-Halo
Hawaiian hammer

Tuesday
Cornflakes n’ cream
Bread and veg casserole
Chocolate apple
May Pang
Brandy Alexander

Wednesday
Stuffed intestines w/bun
Fetal spinach
Tree droppings
Ice
Bath water

Thursday
Roadkill sliders
Deep-fried potato monolith
Mandatory orange
Freezer frost
Face-cover drip

Friday
Lake tuna
Broccoflower
Grape peel
Frozen soda
Couch syrup

This week’s menu is sponsored by Chris, your Masterclass instructor.