Monday
Acrimony casserole
Red mist lettuce
Grape (sour)
Frozen rancour
Liquid animus
Tuesday
Burger (ham or turkey) w/bun
Fall cleanup
Banana wedge
Fudge of allegiance
Grope juice

Wednesday
Proud but sloppy G.I. Joe
Freedom fries w/curry sauce
Post-ripe peach
Alternate dessert
Seepage
Thursday
Raiders of the lost hot dog
Pea blend
Fruit
Floss bits
Boil
Friday
Mystery of the deep
Silage
Orange pulp
Tootsie Pop
Sparkling milk
This week’s menu is sponsored by the Michiana League of Fraudulent Voters. “Vote early, vote often” has been our motto since our founding in The Age of Uncertainty, circa 2016. (“Casting votes of doubt” is our real motto.)