Monday
Roundup-ready hot dog w/bun
Microwaved beans
Prairie apple
Caramel corn
Tears

Tuesday
Cranberry con carne
Straight peas
Durian slice
Wine gums
Night sweats

Wednesday
Meat patty al fresco
Brussels sprout sprouts
Banana sauce
Malted
Potato water

Thursday
Catfish
Hospital lettuce
Repurposed jelly
Icebox dust
Former sea ice

Friday
Dumpster casserole
Shaved cabbage
Spiral watermelon
Taffy
3-in-One oil

This week’s menu is sponsored by Bass Lake. If you’re reading this, you may live here.