Monday
Souse and biscuit casserole
Edamame husk
Partitioned orange
Locally sourced breath mint
Fish spit

Tuesday
Reconstituted hot dog w/bun
Carrot
Creamed grape
Freezer pie
Condensed condensation

Wednesday
Pre-turkey pocket
Stuffing (cracker blend)
Cranberry mold
Banana cheese pie
Evaporated water

Thursday-Friday
No school by official decree.

This week’s menu is sponsored by Trout Lane Sidewalk Merchants of Bass Lake (formerly Bass Lake Sidewalk Merchants of Trout Lane), where Gray Thursday and Black Friday become one. Shop with the pros at several of the fine establishments including but not limited to: Cooper’s Coops and Chicken Accessories, Jen’s Ribbon Cutting, Karen’s Ribbon and Scissors Warehouse, and the newly opened All Eyes on Us, your one-stop shop for all types of pre-owned contact lenses and assorted fluids.