Bass Lake Elementary Lunch Menu 5/20-5/24 2019

Cat yoga
Cat doing something that looks like yoga but really is just a cat preparing to lick itself. (Photo provided)

Monday
Headcheese sliders
Pickle barrel
Strawberry
Malted
Milk

Tuesday
Italian pizza
Mixed salad
Fruit rollups
Fruit rollups
Veggie drawer liquid

Wednesday
Wild chicken nippers
Shredded carrot
Lunge fruit
Frozen cola
Muskrat secretion

Thursday
Lung patty
Tactical broccoli
Apple
GMO ice cream
Homemade water

Friday
Fish knuckles
Rutabaga
Sea fruit
Chocolate covered rice
Yoga sweat

This week’s menu is brought to you by Rural Body Yoga. Setting the standard for farm-based yoga since 2017. Extra-wide mats are available upon request. Free tractor parking. Bring our ad for no particular benefit to you. 

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