Monday
Creamy hot dogs w/noodles
Flash-bang
Acorn slaw
Motor lodge ice bucket
Pond water

Tuesday
“Meat” patty w/bun
Condiment carousel
Pre-berry blend
Gum
70/30 milk

Wednesday
42 oz Porterhouse
Twice-baked potato
Asparagus
Strawberry shortcake
Chardonnay

Thursday
Road buck sliders
Wedgie salad
Peach blight
New York Super Fudge Chunk
Spring drip

Friday
Catch of the month
Heimlich salad
Mushy apple
Cookie
Laundry juice

This week’s menu is sponsored by Funky’s on the Bayou, providing realistic food and fun for longer than we can remember. Drop by Funky’s any Friday or Saturday of the week for live entertainment by Local Cover Band or Local Cover Band Jr. and our hourly drink and snack specials. (Cash only) (We don’t cash checks, payroll or otherwise) (No credit) (If your wife calls, you tell her you’re not here) (If your husband calls, we’ll give him a number and tell him to get it line) Family fun!! (Must be 21 to enter) (Funky’s on the Bayou and owner Greg “Funky” Gregory take no responsibility for anything that happens at Funky’s on the Bayou)