By Brock Stafford | Still the sports editor
Moonshine Conference has released its all-league boys’ basketball team for 2018-19.
Despite a less-than-palatable 11-14 record, Bass Lake Canoes garnered individual accolades — or at least one accolade.
Here’s the roundup and rundown:
Euler Diagram, G, Bass Lake
Joshua Tree, G, Nearbytown
Ellis B. Toklas, F, Prairie Depths
Mel Melman, F, Steepwater
Hugh Jwiteguy, C, Hogback Lake
(Nobody pays much attention beyond this point, with exception of parents.)