Monday
Lost hour hot dogs (frozen)
Buns of carrot
Micro fruit
Last of the lake ice
Cereal milk

Tuesday
Tofu taco
Elderly kale
Avocado whippies
Iced car wax
Glysophate (may contain veggies)

Wednesday
Pasta blend
Cabbage salad
Pear knuckle
Cookie
Truckstop runoff

Thursday
Potato w/fixins
French fries
Fried apple
Black Cow
Three-hole punch

Friday
Beware the Ides of pizza
Caesar salad
Fruit chew, Brute?
Globi
Emperor’s blood

This week’s menu is sponsored by Jolly’s Morgue & Donut. Why? Because where else can you go in Bass Lake and enjoy a cream-filled sub while identifying the body of a long-lost relative. Where? Nowhere, man.