Monday
Hamburger ala patty w/bun
French fries
Grape blend
Flavored things
Tepid chocolate

Tuesday
Pizza slammers
Lettuce cringe
Convenience fruits
Donut
Furnace condensate

Wednesday
Meat dip
Tortilla chips
Assorted jams
Cotton candy
Puss bucket

Thursday
O’possum jerky
Vegetable imagery
Mango pit
Boot ice
Liquid pine

Friday
Groundhog stew
Shadow of a niblet
Sad banana
Pre-Super Bowl fudge
Jitter sweat

This week’s menu is brought to you by the fine folks who live next door to the school who happen to be on vacation and left their house unlocked.