Moanday
Paw tips n’ onions
Mold flakes
Out-of-date dates
Gummy slug
Tang

Toesday
This Little Piggie
Big Bad Broccoli
Lime gelatin w/fruit
Froze up toenail
Batter

Whinesday Happy Halloween!
Embalmed pizza
Brussels sprout
Orange ribs
Screechsicle
Broth O’ Lantern

Terrorsday
Side dish casserole
Feed corn
Witch-faced apple
Candy bag remnant
Anti-cavity mouthwash

Friesday
Name your meat
Veggie dart board
Fruit slam
Ice cube of the week
Melted candy corn

This week’s menu sponsored by Bob’s Ghoul Barn. The ghouliest Halloween crap in Bass Lake. Prices so low they’re scary!