Monday
Trumpburger platter
Frenched Fries
Nut berry
Butter cake
Oil and water

Tuesday
Mini-giant squid
Shaved carrot
Loney pear
Chocolate fungus
Coffee ring

Wednesday
Rat salad on toast
Cheese slice
Blueberry wedge
Crumble
Pit sweat pouch

Thursday
Crimeny stew
Brain slaw
Artisanal fruit
(Input dessert here)
Sluice juice

Friday
Break room casserole
Brocolli floret
Applie bo pie
Fetal icies
Milk

This week’s menu sponsored by Beijing Bait and Tackle. It’s time to fish!