Monday
Wiener pot pie
Iceberg blend
Fairtrade frozen berries
Dessert tray (ice cubes)
Liquified dessert tray

Tuesday
Soyburger-in-a-bag
Once baked potato
A tale of two apples
Home-ec pie
Dental fluid

Wednesday
Hot wings (may contain chicken)
Celery stalk
Mixed fruit packet
Candied meatball
Spotty water

Thursday
Sack-O-Taco
Shredded tomato
Agave bloom
Iced lemon
Tequila

Friday
Wild-caught bowfish
Farm-raised tater tot
Store-bought grape
Concession grabbers
Milk of Rodentia

This week’s menu sponsored by Ned’s Pipe Thaw Solutions. Pipes frozed up? Call Ned. He probably won’t burn your house down.