Monday
Hot dog lasagna
Garlic toast
Leaf salad
Welcome Back Cobbler
Strawberry milk powder (Milk not provided)

Tuesday
Peanut butter and ham on bun
Stewed potato bugs
Leek dippers
Crumbled brown apples
Energy drink

Wednesday
Possum goiter stew
Green bean bread
Recalled berry cup
Pie bites
Distilled lake water

Thursday
Chicken knuckles
Broccoli
Banana-based item
Dessert pizza
Runny milk

Friday
Free-range bass fritter
Tarter tots
Papa’s got a brand new bag of salad
High-noon dust-sicle
Can’t believe it’s not milk

This week’s menu sponsored by a sponsor to be named later. 

PS: Does anyone in Bass Lake have a milk cow for sale? Ours ran away last Tuesday. Thanks. – Kitchen staff