By Lake Jetstream | Meteorology apprentice

Today’s weather report (subject to change, without notice).

Michiana area: Summery mix — Periods of precipitation, followed by overcast-sunniness.

Mid-Atlantic: Whatever it was like here yesterday, pretty much.

Upper East Side: Lobster squalls.

Lower West Side: Gimme Swelter.

On the horizon: At some point, the moon.