By Lina Tipe | Close relative of a former Beacon employee

Favorite lunch menu offerings from 2016-17 at Bass Lake Elementary, as voted by (select) students at Bass Lake Elementary, in an unscientific exit-poll. Recently.
Bass-a-roni
Glue-stick sweeties
Six degrees of bacon
Meat-sphere overload
Porkenstein
Protein and protein accessories
Fringe fries
Chips (and Dale)
Serengeti-O’s (features “lion-safe” zebra)
Grease melties
Wheat-chaff pudding
Malt Frazier
Sahara dessert
Ice-Nein
Cola plate
Cup-in-a-bowl
(Assistant) editor’s note: This poll has a margin for error of plus or minus percent.