Menu of the Year

By Lina Tipe | Close relative of a former Beacon employee

An option rarely served at Bass Lake Elementary, due to contractual conflicts with The Butterworth Coalition.

Favorite lunch menu offerings from 2016-17 at Bass Lake Elementary, as voted by (select) students at Bass Lake Elementary, in an unscientific exit-poll. Recently.

Bass-a-roni
Glue-stick sweeties
Six degrees of bacon
Meat-sphere overload
Porkenstein
Protein and protein accessories
Fringe fries
Chips (and Dale)
Serengeti-O’s (features “lion-safe” zebra)
Grease melties
Wheat-chaff pudding
Malt Frazier
Sahara dessert
Ice-Nein
Cola plate
Cup-in-a-bowl

(Assistant) editor’s note: This poll has a margin for error of plus or minus percent.

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