Monday
Spring chicken
Broccoli seed
Apple flavored grape
Freezer burn
Meat juice

Tuesday
Baked cereal
Pre-toast
Fruit jelly
Candy (assorted)
Fresh-squeezed Orangela Merkel

Wednesday
Random meat
Hobo veg
Congealed peach tart
Whitened brownie
Blackened milk

Thursday (International Day)
English-style faggots and mash
Bubble and squeak
Canadian road apple
Spotted dick and custard
Dos Equis

Friday
Catch of the day
Manatee cabbage
Coconut hair
Beach-sicle
Sun-block sweat

This week’s menu sponsored by the Society for Better Society Relations Among Divergent Foreign Peoples of America (SBSRADFPA).