Monday
Cat-hair grabbers
Tomato pasties
Crouton crunchies
Extra sauce
Milk punch

Tuesday
Boston cream pizza
Carrot seeds
Durian slice
Ritalin pops
Keg beer

Wednesday
Chicken puck w/bun
Science-based vegetable
Juicy fruit
Potato Duds
Cat saliva

Thursday
Groundhog-on-a-stick
Trigger veggie blend
Apple shadow
Saccharine tube
Strained phlegm

Friday
Johnny-crumb-lately
Side-dish washers
Fruit of bologna
Frozen cheeseshake
Vegetable crisper fluid

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