Monday
No school. Go home.

Tuesday
Meat bucket
Salad grind
Blended citrus rind
Sal vanilla suck ups
Pet safe radiator fluid

Wednesday
Bread sandwich
Condiment packet
Tomato pasties
Toilet tank freezies
Disposal rinse

Thursday
Beaver-dam stew
Grease wedge
Endless fruit
Sock-drawer candy bar
Electric Kool-Aid

Friday
Apocalypse fritter
Carrot face casserole
China berries (may contain peanuts)
Putin on the ritz-on-a-stick
Votka

This week’s menu sponsored by Bass Lake Eschatological Enhancement Partnership.  The end is near, but so are we. Follow the signs!