From still-accessible text files

Notable quotables from the Bass Lake area, June 2016.

“There’s no way I can eat two pounds of cherries by myself . I’d never leave the bathroom.”
— Clarence “Crumbles” Gravel

“Raen si enutrof fo lasrever a sraeppa ti-won.”
— Khurdzan Wei, archivist, Beijing Bait & Tackle

“Oh … that!”
— Shirley Sparkle, former multi-time champion, Bass Lake youth fishing contest

“That was a tragedy. But her jam was top-notch. Most of it, anyways.”
— Pheetus Gimble, spokesfarmer

“The goal here at Regional Corporate Hospital is to establish a list of priorities about what not to do, and whatnot.”
— Margo DeLathridge, media liaison and pre-RN/LPN, Regional Corporate Hospital