From a note tied to a rock thrown through our window

For those hoping to blow stuff up this Fourth of July holiday, boy have we got something for you.

Beijing John’s Boom-Boom Chinese Fireworks has opened a pop-up store in a large, heavily guarded tent behind Beijing Bait and Tackle.

From smoke bombs to coffee cans full of molten sodium chloride suitable for tossing into the lake, Beijing John can fill all of your boom-boom needs.

We have out-of-state fireworks of all types.(In-of-state fireworks won’t work here.)

So stop by and see us today.