Monday
Culled meat dogs w/bun
Relish/condiment of choice
Fruit grabbers
Menthol pops
Milk

Tuesday
Peanut butter & jelly sandwich
Chips
Election day sour grapes
Primary freeze-out
Bitter fluid

Wednesday
Squirrel bits ‘n’ gravy
Demoralized potatoes
A nice pair
Ice hoops
Bat juice

Thursday
Cream of squirrel soup
Cornzup cakes
Almost blueberries
Pie-like wedge
Freezer pan distillate

Friday
Ribbies
Cole slaw
Cajun banana
Kentucky hockey puck
Mint julep

This week’s menu sponsored by Kevin’s Dream Warehouse. Discarded items at antiques mall prices.