Monday
Non-prohibited meat
Borscht-ish
Berry Seinfeld
Kosher (non-dairy) ice cream & corned beef sandwich
Matzo blenders

Tuesday
Pre-season bluegill
Mint salad w/banana vinaigrette
Bulk fruit
French fry-sicle
Waterbed siphon

Wednesday
Salisbury Spam
Liquefied potato w/thick fatty fluid
Blueberry half
Brownie wedge
Milk

Thursday
Chicken toe dippers
Tossed salad
Frankenfruit
Cold rain on-a-stick
Test tube mix

Friday
Gummy worm taco
Carrot slice
Pineapple core
Dandelion cobbler
Mustard bottle runoff

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