Monday
Liver and cardio
Veggie substitute
Belt loop
Spicy gum freezy
Not a solid

Tuesday
The things we found
Christmas memory broccoli
Sophie’s choice
Frozen expectorant
Thawed expectorant

Wednesday
Jurassic pork
2001: A Space Broccoli (different from Tuesday’s broccoli)
Fruity
I can’t believe it’s not ice cubes
Milf

Thursday
Legends of the meatloaf
Charlie’s harvest
Are you lookin’ at me? fruit cup
Funeral for a Popsicle
Kleenex squeezins’

Friday
Fish w/detailed explanation
Asparagus
Local indifference berries
Fetal ice bangers
Asparagus again as a liquid

This week’s menu is lucky that it’s here. And thanks for everything, Mr. School Bored.