Monday
Blackout pantry grabbers
Pre-compost broccoli
Berlin wall crackers
Lonely freezer cream
Jack Frost’s runny brother

Tuesday
Dr. Livingstone’s missionary surprise
Leeks
Rejected jack-o-lantern submissions
Beer foam sorbet
Smug

Wednesday
Armistice casserole
Mustard gassers
Seeds of resentment
Marshal Foch’s mustache berries
Mayo smoothies

Thursday
Biscuits & Cheez Whiz
Rutabaga dippers
Job fair remnants
Vesuvius pie
Milk bag

Friday
Fish square w/ bun and tartar powder
Tater adolescents
Applesauce
Twizzler packet
Red Bull & Everclear

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