Monday:
I can’t believe it’s not hamburger w/gluten-free bun
Gluten tots
Random blend
Plum forgot
Milk Jr.

Tuesday:
Potato salad soup
Lettuce spray
Maraschino cherry cup
Deep-fried mayonnaise pops
Water slurp

Wednesday:
Nightcrawler jiffies
Early squash bugs
Sweat bee ‘n apple cornpone
Reconstituted fudge popsicle
Camp Bass Lake Bug Juice

Thursday:
Pudding sandwich w/fixin’s
Mashed potato fries
Mixed fruit jelly tub
Gummy eggs
Udder-squeeze

Friday:
Captain Tug’s Fish Poles
Chigger nubs
Citronella slices
Cabin No. 9 care-package grabbers
C-U-Later-Alligator soda blend

This week’s menu brought to you by Camp Bass Lake. Situated on the trembling shores of Lake Swayback, Camp Bass Lake offers the finest in summer-camp related afflictions and injuries. “Where Kids are on Their Own.”