Monday:
Dogfish Cacciatorri
Eye-talian vegetable blend
Apple core grabbers
Ice-shaped water sticks
Squirt-gun fill-ups

Tuesday:
French toaster buddies
Real imitation maple flavored corn syrup
Breakfast salad
Dessert-flavored toothpicks
Milky substance

Wednesday:
Tepid pockets w/meat or non-meat substitute
Brussels stalks
Little Richard tutti-fruity medley
Banottas
Rehydrated water

Thursday:
Jersey beef ballers
Corn-flour noodles
Help! I knead somebody strawberry bread
Jiggle sticks
Pizza milk

Friday:
Mexi-mixi bar
I Grew That Club harvest surprise
Tomato roll-ups
Attempted flan
Lawn-crew water cooler

This week’s menu brought to you by the fifth-grade garden club, Mary Mary Johnson, aide/support/bus driver/staff/member. Click here for images of the garden bounty.