Additional details about Bass Lake University’s pending domed athletic complex, set to open in fall 2015.

• Winning bid for the project came from Regional Corporate Sports-Building Construction. Second prize: Local Longtime Union Affiliates. Third prize is you’re fired.
• Ned Levelcut of Ned Levelcut Lawn Mower and String Trimmer Repair and Tax Return Preparation and Dock Installation and Removal will provide the field turf, at a cost yet to be determined.
• A portion of funding for the stadium will come from The Alumni Association. Not BLU’s alumni association, but a sub-group connected to State Colleges Association of Michiana (SCAM).
• Additional proceeds are expected from the Tug McNabb HelicopterGate Restitution Fund. “Wuh satchel say?” McNabb muttered, when awoken by phone at 4 a.m. today for comment.