Bass Lake Elementary Lunch Menu 4/13 – 4/17 2015

communist
Beijing Bait & Tackle is now open for business. Visit our modest pagoda and sign up to win a buffet-style buffet meal with bait & tackle participant. (People’s Photo Service)

Monday:
Walk-run blood sausage
Mixed greens w/cheese fluid
Albino strawberries
Walk-run cookie crumbles
Phleboto-juice

Tuesday:
Weasel chops
Nineteenth hole grass stains
Squeezed orange halves
Habanero pops
Pond water

Wednesday:
PB & J slammers
Potato chip medley
Berry-shaped foam
Melon ballers
Putter sweat

Thursday:
Misery soup
Clamps
Larva
Bat fungus yogurt pops
Filtered lung fluid

Friday:
Beijing bait special casserole
Tater tots and toddlers
Sadness
Visitation day ice chips
45-second energy blast

This week’s menu brought to you by Beijing Bait & Tackle. Fish like a communist, eat like a peasant. 

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