Bass Lake Elementary Lunch Menu 3/9 – 3/13 2015

Bass Lake Airlines
Bass Lake Airlines. (Courtesy Pete’s Possum Dogs)

Spring-thaw possum
Found broccoli
Banana dippers
Dentist’s delight
Back-of-the-fridge juice blend

Window birds
Celery on a stick
Homeopathic fruit
Strip-club glittersicles
Forgotten milk

Barbecued soup
Mysterious growth
Bottom fruit
Couch candy

Hard-boiled toast
Cafeteria sandwich spread
No idea
Girl Scout bake-off runners-up
Berated liquid

Meat substitute w/bun
Seared lettuce
I can’t believe it’s not fruit
Yellow matter custard
Basement fluid

This week’s menu brought to you by Bass Lake Airlines. Let our pilots do the walking.


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